Caboose's DnD

[Bushido]

That I do mr. copa.

Also, started a BD&D myself, go ahead and play it if you don't feel like dungeon mastering this one.

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[Copa]

(Its caboose :D)

Bushido meets 2 Guardian orcs(25HP)!

Bushidos turn.

[Bushido]

Bushido leaps into the fray! That is to say he attacks by rolling his big generic boulder at the pair of orcs that are conveniently lined up in a straight line and takes their moment of panic to get a large generic combo of DOOM on their sorry little arses. Or, that is to say, he kicks one of them in the nuts and hits the other one in the face with his club and than leaps back away from them. You know, overexaggerated anime style.

"Wow, I fight dirty."

If you ask me, that sounded alot like a KoL description if you ask me. But hey, KoL is funny, and so should everything else in life! Even serious crap like death should be at least funny in some way to the basic, non-sadistic person.

[Copa]

Bushido deals one orc 15 DMG
and the other 13 DMG

its the orcs's turn.

One of the orc runs at Bushido extramly angry and gives him a fist in the liver.
Wich pushes him to the ground.
Dealing him 10 DMG
The other orc trows a giant rock at Bushido while he is ling on the ground.
Luckly for bushido he misses

Out of no where Aliot apears.
Casts a spell and the orcs are bing holded back.
Aliot casts Silence.

Aliot:"RUN! NOW!"

[Bushido]

Bushido jumps to his feet, returns the punch to the first orc, and than kicks/cripples the orcs shins. He takes this moment to flee in the confusion of the battle, but not before taking one of the orc's funny hats.

Orcs wear funny hats. You know that, right?

[Copa]

One orc faints.
Silance passed.
The other orc screams his harth our and out of the tent come 3 More orc and a orc warlord.

While running away Aliot: "You fool! you should have listened to my plan befor rushing into the camp place like that!"
Aliot:" This is bad your heavly injured we must find a clerk and strike back as fast as we can while they are hitten are you ready to listen to my plan?"

[Bushido]

"Plans are confusing. I say we climb into the trees, get about 5 people to get clubs, and just jump down onto the orcs in some sort of freakish berserker rage that will either horribly maim them or be hilariously ineffective but give us some time to pull another attack off."

"Got any potions?"

[Jervan]

Jervan shows up, heavily bruised and scratched. He was lost. (-15HP!) O_O

[Bushido]

"Dude, you just missed me cripple an orc."

"Also, how much do you think this funny, steelish hat would go for in town?"

[Copa]

Aliot:" The orcs are a bit too power full , thats where i come in if we can take out one of them befor he calls others we might be able to take them down fast.

When we get there ill silent him so he wont be able to call for others then you both attack him and hopefully kill him.

After that we rush into the tent i make a comfusing Elusion that might destract them whole that we take out the other orcs befor we go on the warlord.

to sum up.

We Some there
I Silent the guard
You kill the Guard
I distract the other orcs.
You kill the other orcs. (there should be 2 becouse they could send one to call for more)
We fight the Warlord

Ok?"

Aliot calls a cleric to come and help them and the cleric heals them both then waves goodbye.

[Bushido]

"I still say we should try my plan."

Bushido practically runs up a tree and runs through the fairly thick branches to the orc camp, where he jumps down onto the weakened orc and effectively uses his spine as a spring, launching him into the air and allowing him to bounce off of the rest of the orcs a few times. A feat of top tier acrobats this would be had he not tripped and fell off the warlock, but he turns this temporary disadvantage into an advantage by using his club as an extension to his arm and basically flipkicking the poor warlock's nuts from below.

Ouch! No more peeing for that poor sap.



"Wow... and to think everything except for the flip kick was impulse."

[Copa]

 Aliot:"Its is very dangerous. but you look like a strong warrior, ill trust you on this. Ready?"

[Bushido]

"Already fighting here!"

[Copa]

Slow dont dude... i have no idea whats going on, and im the dmer. -_-

[Bushido]

Yeah.. sorreh. :(

To keep this post on topic...

Bushido's moving a bit more sluggishly now. Probably running out of stamina.