sickest burn on me i've ever read.
Except you're an actual drain on society. You've made threads about smoking weed in your parent's house, you don't work, you're a overly-pessimistic purposeful procrastinator, and most importantly, you think all other animals are somehow inferior to the point of being literal fish-brains. Your parents pay for all your stuff and put up with you but you somehow think that a dog, something that desperately tries to satisfy it's owner, is just a simple (as you put it, worm-behaviored) animal that just stuffs everywhere... but you said that you throw these apparently UNFEELING animals like water balloons. You have mental issues and a complex, dude.
