*whips out richard* ”im not gay, its the alcohol mate, i just cant keep it inside when its erect”
guys i got totally stufffaced yesterday and had love with like 20 people and im only 14
*drinks beer once and pretends to be drunk* Lemme tell you guys how much I know about drinking
alcohol does a wonderful thing called making you horny so have fun with that.
please someone date me I have a big need for affection
there are easy ways to fix this and you're doing none of them
My valentine plans are drinking with the usual 3 losersBros before hoes amirite guys xD!please someone date me I have a big need for affection
*drinks a single drop of cheap beer* duuuDEE!!!!1 i'mm SOOO Drunk!!!