Author Topic: Finish the story  (Read 6487 times)


-credits roll slowly as a rap song plays-
Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And soil all the pants you've ever had
Until your colin turned to mush
Would you go for it
Or just let it slip?

Yo
Butt is ready
star fish open wide, watch out for Freddy
My pants are brown already
Poopin' and sweaty
Keep crappin' steady
So I sit, diaria is all I'm getting
My overactive bowel
Makes me wanna disembowel
Another owl
I'm crappin' now
It's makin' me cry now
It's slippin' out
It's time to use the toilet now

Oh the brutality
Oh the fatality!
Oh the vitality!
Oh I love to poopie!
Oh the normality!
Oh I love to pootie!
Out of my booty
Oh! I poop happily

But then Joe did something horrible

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

AND HYPERREALISITIC BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE

Joe killed the skeletons and then logged onto the forums and immediately Self Deleted. 10 dramas were created about him.

Joe got drama'd off the forums, only to be forced back in by Goodarea.

then skeletons spooked the skeleton right out of joe

The End

sequel coming next post



While the world was saved in the great battle, the world was also destroyed beyond repair. Peter and his friends, along with what remain of humanity left earth for other planets in the solar system, but after a great betreyal, Peter died, and his friends split the colonies amongst themselves.

While the world was saved in the great battle, the world was also destroyed beyond repair. Peter and his friends, along with what remain of humanity left earth for other planets in the solar system, but after a great betreyal, Peter died, and his friends split the colonies amongst themselves.
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*writing goes illegible for a while*
The end. For real.

*writing goes illegible for a while*
The end. For real.

He thinks.