W A I S T L A N D
T H E W I Z Z A R D ? ? ?
take his gun by ducking and pushing it into his stomach, and then quickly retracting with the gun
You take his gun from him. He starts praying to god or something along those lines.
steal the gun
shoot the gun
s e x. t h e. g u n.
You suddenly get aroused by the idea of having such powerfull weaponry in your hands. You decide to unzip your pants and put your richard next to the gun's trigger. You fire a bullet and it hits the wizzard's shoulder. He screams in pain.
Shove your left arm up the wizard's ass as far as possible and rip his heart out through his star fish.
Then eat the heart to gain the wizard's fireball powers.
You approach the wizzard, turn him over and shove your entire arm up his star fish. He starts to scream in pain, then in ecstasy. You don't reach the heart though. But you do notice a destroyers of the obelisk tatoo on his left bumcheek.
He looks at you and says "Why did you stop ?"
jump
lick your upper lip, too
You jump and lick your lip. The wizzard looks at you in confusion. You can see the wizzard's friend running towards you with a machete in his hand.
Try to find a waterchip
You try to find a waterchip nearby, but you don't find the chip anywhere near you. The wizzard's friend is getting closer to you.
Hit him in the "sneak point" and look for a decent weapion like a solid unbreakable 5' stick that's aesthetically pleasing but also a little bit intimidating made out of dogwood or oak
You hit the wizzard in the "Sneak point" and he falls unconcious. You only find a crudely made knife on him.
screw this, break and leg off and use it as a weapon
You break your leg off and use it as a weapon.
64/100 healthThe wizzard's friend is almost near you. In the distance you can hear the sound of multiple squeals and clicks from behind you, You see the crab-spiders moving in groups of dozens towards you, and at the front of the small horde is a slightly larger spider-crab with a carapce that seems to have cracks filled with some sort of white stuff.
