what are you doing here, piecrust?
Answering questions.
why are you saying these things
To answer questions that I have been asked.
Have you ever snorted ladybugs? Asking for a friend... honest...
If so, can you describe the experience?
I have not done this, but it sounds painful.
do you consider yourself an omega rather than an alpha or beta
I just consider myself the world laziest supervillain.
Lexplain the plot of the end of evangelion like I'm 5 years old in under 15 words without googling it
Everybody died, especially Heath Ledger.
Or was that Batman...
are you a furry?
also who the forget are you
I guess, but more brony than furry.
And didn't I answer that?
is the dress black and blue or white and gold?
It's actually black and blue, but appears to be white and gold to some people depending how their eyes compensate for the odd white balance of the image.