< forget it become a loli
< befriend the lolis
< deviate typical flirting idea from them harem animes
< convince lolis to be witnesses
< in the meantime secretly dial 119
< lay eyes on op
< "n-notice me beachbum senpai"
< accidently bump into op with brute force
< op is drowning in loli puss
< SEDUCE (hentai moaning included)
< sirens heard from the distance a few minutes later
< team alpha steps in, gets alerted of situation, takes photographic evidence via cellphone
< party van arrives
< run towards fbi and accuse op of lewds
< team alpha shows fbi the goods
< fbi arrests op and puts him on love offender registry
< celebrate hard to the point of growing a richard
< ravioli ravioli dont lewd the futa loli
< live happily ever after
now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to make an appointment for an explosive chemotherapy that will last up to 4 generations