[News] Teachers given thousand dollar tiny baseball bats to stop honor students

[Conan]

see, what this would do is encourage CIA to develop their terrorists to be highly effective teachers, the best in the nation, so that they get into teaching positions at the best schools. it’ll fix the education system for us!

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

we should teacg kids to dab at a high speed so that the bullets dont hit their heads

[Blockomaniac]

beat CIA at their own game

they'd just take credit for it

[Master Matthew²]

whenever a school is being shot up, just bomb it to kill the shooter. Sure it'll kill everyone else but eventually they will run out of shooters to throw at us right?????

[Camel]

i can already see the scenario now - starfish student does something out of line like yell at the teacher or take a phone call in the middle of class, and mr. teacher, who didn't have his coffee that morning, and just had a really awful fight with his wife, is gonna go aggro and smack the student with this tiny bat, and BOOM all the bats are gone.

EDIT: the bats are symbolic, now i feel like an idiot lol