Author Topic: How to jack off with a broken hand? (Read 2759 times)

espio100 · April 17, 2018, 04:53:16 PM

Asking for a friend

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Nix the Glaceon · April 17, 2018, 04:54:13 PM

ironic answer: use ur mouth
unironic answer: use ur mouth

Col. Burton · April 17, 2018, 04:56:04 PM

...use your other one?

espio100 · April 17, 2018, 05:00:37 PM

...use your other one?

He cant because its just doesnt work that way

TheABELBOTO · April 17, 2018, 05:01:11 PM

use a woman to do it instead

Electrk.. · April 17, 2018, 05:01:57 PM

FIRMLY GRASP IT

auzman466 · April 17, 2018, 05:05:55 PM

very softly

Master Matthew² · April 17, 2018, 05:17:19 PM

Use a tuna jar

Punished Kidalex90 · April 17, 2018, 05:17:57 PM

use a knife

Col. Burton · April 17, 2018, 05:42:28 PM

He cant because its just doesnt work that way

not my fault "your friend" isn't ambilovetrous ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Resonte! · April 17, 2018, 05:51:14 PM

use feet

Flamecannon · April 17, 2018, 05:52:07 PM

Ask a friend

Edd Eddington · April 17, 2018, 05:52:32 PM

use telekinesis

The Young Avenger · April 17, 2018, 06:21:03 PM

use a tuna jar

edit: forget matthew beat me to it

Figure · April 17, 2018, 06:29:05 PM

I've run into this predicament and what I do is not jack off because that's a sin. You go to hell before you die.