should consenting death row inmates/life in prison be able to fight to the death

[Red Spy]

prove me wrong

pros
-its fun
-they're going to die in prison anyway
-perhaps ads can be run between fights and the money generated goes to something
-dueling is technically not illegal so how is this any different

cons
-literally nothing

/debate

[Ad Bot]

[Shift Kitty]

as horribly awful of a thing this sounds like...



you're right there really isn't any cons

[Ragequit]

have em fight wild animals gladiator style

[beachbum111111]

#BringBackTheColosseum

[Cappytaino]

have em fight wild animals gladiator style

how to solve the feral hog and prison overpopulation problems:

step 1: catch hogs
step 2: catch prisoners
step 3: put them into the thunderdome until everything is dead
step 4: repeat until prisoners and hogs don't exist

[Gamefandan]

As long as they sign contracts stating they won’t change their mind and ask for medical help after they get mortally wounded.

[Ragequit]

how to solve the feral hog and prison overpopulation problems:

step 1: catch hogs
step 2: catch prisoners
step 3: put them into the thunderdome until everything is dead
step 4: repeat until prisoners and hogs don't exist

we need to pitch this to congress

[Cappytaino]

we need to pitch this to congress

in between rounds they can have a combine harvester/zamboni-like machine go through to grind and suck up all the prisoner/hog corpses into mystery meat which can then be sold to the spectators

now we can solve hunger too

brilliant plan courtesy of richard crafts btw

[TlTO]

/support

[two and a half limericks]

They will fight! They will die! And all for you! All for your entertainment!

[Master Matthew²]

What if we launched them toward the sun, and made it a race of death?

[Ragequit]

what about death race in real life
just get a bunch of junker cars and have em demo derby with 0 protection.  no seatbelts, helmets, or airbags

[Master Matthew²]

Make them watch cringe compilations, vine compilations and best of reddit videos.

[Mr Noone]

Make them watch cringe compilations, vine compilations and best of reddit videos.

daily reminder to never listen to matthew

[Ragequit]

lets put matthew on death row