Author Topic: lawn decorations (Read 1144 times)

Rigel · May 17, 2018, 08:01:07 PM

I have some decorations, or "warnings" that I want to put up, but I'm unsure whether it's legal or not. Anyone know who I'd have to ask, regarding this? There's no HOA for my neighborhood, btw.

I want to string up vermin skulls on spikes along the edge of the property to ward off any potential garden intruders, but I'm not sure if that'll just earn me a cop knocking on my door or not.

//Also general lawn decorations thread, I guess

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Conan · May 17, 2018, 08:06:08 PM

do it no balls, worst you’ll get is a request to remove them. its your property after all.

and pics or it didnt happen

Rigel · May 17, 2018, 08:09:30 PM

Quote from: Conan on May 17, 2018, 08:06:08 PM

and pics or it didnt happen

Might have a set of skulls in a month or so, 'boutta get a pellet gun and start sniping some squirrels.

Mardalf · May 17, 2018, 08:27:18 PM

Toilets make excellent art-deco flower planters

Master Matthew� · May 17, 2018, 10:23:35 PM

if you put it down and a cop comes knocking at your door, remind them that you live in america...

wait you do live in america right?
Stupid question, the world is america.

gr8dayseth · May 17, 2018, 10:59:39 PM

Quote from: Mardalf on May 17, 2018, 08:27:18 PM

Toilets make excellent art-deco flower planters

no bad

Boomsticks Alt · May 18, 2018, 12:02:01 AM

Quote from: Master Matthew� on May 17, 2018, 10:23:35 PM

if you put it down and a cop comes knocking at your door, remind them that you live in america...

wait you do live in america right?
Stupid question, the world is america.

or say you live in iraq

Foxscotch · May 18, 2018, 12:04:23 AM

literally the worst that might happen is you'll be asked to remove them so yes do it or you're a pusillanimous individual

Red Spy · May 18, 2018, 12:04:57 AM

Quote from: Conan on May 17, 2018, 08:06:08 PM

do it no balls

Mr Noone · May 18, 2018, 01:08:20 AM

i will buy your lawn.

Rigel · May 18, 2018, 10:49:50 AM

Quote from: Mr Noone on May 18, 2018, 01:08:20 AM

i will buy your lawn.

Most people would say the value of the front yard would drop a few grand if they found out a crazy cultist was setting up animal skulls in ritualistic patterns. You might just find yourself a cheap two-story house in the future's housing market, sir!