Author Topic: 1000 ways to die  (Read 853 times)




78.) buy one (or two, three, etc) too many blockland keys
79.) register all those keys you bought from 78 into blf accounts
(don't try those at home kids, I'm sure as hell I won't)

80. start a chainsaw with the dangerous end held in between your legs.
81. forget a monkey and cause the outbreak of AIDS
82. take a nap on the train tracks
83. snap a rubber band at a bulls testicles


85: have love so much u die in real life



87. forget with the kids in the trench coats

88. dont give voiceover pete you credit card info