Author Topic: Sprite is just liquid tv static  (Read 1442 times)

🤔Harvard where my scholership at

beds are just domesticated cotton

Blockheads are just a bunch of blockheads.


a bicycle is just an acoustic version of a motorcycle

club soda is just radio static in a bottle


brother this joke would have been funnier if you said carbonated water

that stuff naSTy

sprite is good and better than sierra mist. just like futurama



prove me wrong


i thought the futurama drink was sperm slurm

brother this joke would have been funnier if you said carbonated water

that stuff naSTy
bro i asked my friend how they got a crane on top of the freedom tower and he said they used helicopters but then i asked him how they built the helicopters and he said they used smaller helicopters...


if time is money, would that make an atm a time machine?

saw this joke on tumblr like a day ago