Author Topic: real pizza and fake pizza (Read 1423 times)

hootaloo · November 27, 2018, 01:00:29 PM

i was talking to a friend about my favorite pizza and i called it "fake pizza". he asked why and i said that non-edible "fake" pizzas are always pepperoni, olives, pepper, and mushrooms.
sure enough, if you google it, you get similar results. but if you google just pizza (and especially if you put "real pizza"), you get pepperoni pizza.

does anyone else relate fake pizzas with that combination? its strange that google does

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Trogtor · November 27, 2018, 01:07:43 PM

preposterous boast, but alas.

Masterlegodude · November 27, 2018, 01:08:38 PM

Frozen pizza is fake pizza

Trogtor · November 27, 2018, 01:09:05 PM

chicago pizza is fake pizza

Aide33 · November 27, 2018, 02:23:24 PM

where im from we call that combination works, but its onions instead of olives

Insert Name Here� · November 27, 2018, 02:46:19 PM

I loving love pepperoni pizza go away Mr. No-Fun-Allowed

Darth C3P0� · November 27, 2018, 02:55:57 PM

i actually agree with hootaloo for once

Datiel12 � · November 27, 2018, 03:00:41 PM

actually fake pizza is just the crust

Squib · November 27, 2018, 03:14:21 PM

rofl waffles remimber nothing pizza with left beef

skopm · November 27, 2018, 03:52:20 PM

gluten free pizza is fake pizza

deep dish 4 life

Boomsticks Alt · November 27, 2018, 06:03:38 PM

Quote from: Darth C3P0� on November 27, 2018, 02:55:57 PM

i actually agree with hootaloo for once

cblock360 · November 27, 2018, 06:51:57 PM

Pie Crust is fake pizza

Nigel The Protagonist · November 27, 2018, 06:54:46 PM

Little Caesar's and those forgetin square frozen pizzas that have that uncomfortably sugary pizza sauce are fake pizza.

thegoodperry · November 27, 2018, 07:11:39 PM

after 15 years of eating thousands of new york dollar slices i am an authority on pizza and i can say that any type of pizza other than brick oven or ny dollar slice is basically just psudopizza. like its not actually pizza, its just flour, water, yeast, sauce and cheese. sure those are the ingredients of pizza, but part of it being a pizza is that it must come together into one cohesive appetizing pie. chicaco and frozen pizzas are just literally dough with sauce and cheese sprinkled on top

Nigel The Protagonist · November 27, 2018, 07:28:15 PM

Quote from: thegoodperry on November 27, 2018, 07:11:39 PM

after 15 years of eating thousands of new york dollar slices i am an authority on pizza and i can say that any type of pizza other than brick oven or ny dollar slice is basically just psudopizza. like its not actually pizza, its just flour, water, yeast, sauce and cheese. sure those are the ingredients of pizza, but part of it being a pizza is that it must come together into one cohesive appetizing pie. chicaco and frozen pizzas are just literally dough with sauce and cheese sprinkled on top

what about rotolos, does that restaurant's pizza count as real