Author Topic: made a rap song  (Read 88 times)

My names fuzztoast and ur dumb i can swin in money you cant hear me honey i dont even play blockland for fun i play it cause im not a bum!

oh yeah im cool i swin in a pool oh yeah im so cool i swim in a pool!

ur retared  bitch and fat u so dumb i have to wear a hat

i spit barrs cause im from mars ur from venus cause ur gay and like snake (yeah)

im a furry and its 10:30 u fat af and my naem jeff

oh yeah im so cool i swin in 2 pools im so cool that i swin in 2 pools (yeah)  2 pools (yeah) -END OF SONG-



i got a good song for you

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck said,
“I'll pass.”

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum)

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said
"No, like I said yesterday,
We just sell lemonade. OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
“How 'bout, no.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don’t stay away, Duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day,
stuck.
So don't get too close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
“Come on duck, let’s walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
“Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any… lemonade?”

(Fading)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)


Nobody likes either of you

(sorry if you saw my post before the edit, PhantOS)
« Last Edit: May 21, 2019, 10:44:50 PM by Masterlegodude »

I'm semi I stay automatic, money add and multiply I call it mathemadematics.

Nobody likes either of you
wait since when were there 2 of me