Author Topic: Straight pride month thread  (Read 1443 times)



does your vagina fall off like the squidward wax sculptures nose

Damn I'm proud to be straight.


Some rich people order soup from restaurants that are made in the kitchen ur argument is invalid.


When did Judge Judy say this?
judge judy declared ur gay


you can be prideful about anything tho


hairy leg pride
there have never been hairy leg protests/riots

there have never been hairy leg protests/riots
Well I think there should be hairy leg pride you inconsiderate dufus. My legs have been oppressed for far too long and things need to change.

there have never been hairy leg protests/riots
you're getting salty over hairy legs


I will not stand for hairy leg oppression >:(

you're getting salty over hairy legs
Every freaking day I walk out and people stare at my hairy legs and laugh at me. I am constantly mocked and beaten for my furry meats sticks that I use to walk, run, or jump with. We are the most oppressed group and had far worse than any other groups out there. In 1987, our little bar for hairy people was burned to the ground and killed 35 people, including my grandfather. We wanted to protest, but the police beat us with batons and blasted tear gas in our faces. We had to retreat and hide who we are. Even at school I was constantly beaten and tortured by both my classmates and teachers for my well groomed and conditioned legs. You will never know what iíve been through.