Author Topic: Question: would you leave a note if you were going to bite the bullet?  (Read 2274 times)

if you don't leave a note explaining your reasons then it'll make it seem like you were possessed by a suicidal ghost inexplicably instead of actually doing it for reasons

if you don't leave a note explaining your reasons then it'll make it seem like you were possessed by a suicidal ghost inexplicably instead of actually doing it for reasons
this is even cooler tho

id set it up to make my Self Delete look like an assassination by the clintons or some paranormal stuff

thats the way to go out

this is even cooler tho

id set it up to make my Self Delete look like an assassination by the clintons or some paranormal stuff

thats the way to go out
build an ARG around your death

build an ARG around your death
forget, now you made me want to kill myself for the first time ever

i'd jump off a building with this written on a notebook

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I believe I may have found the correct formula for the spell I am developing. With it, I will be able to travel great distances without the need to pay others for the service.

If all goes well, I will test out the new spell tomorrow. I believe I have worked out all of the possible complications. It will allow me to leap great distances, covering many hundreds of miles. Never before has one been able to travel in this manner: vaulting from the ground, sailing through the sky, all without that terrible disorientation of a spell of flying.

The time is almost upon me. My research is finished, and all of my calculations are checked and rechecked. They laughed at me when I suggested this. We'll see who laughs after I leap to the top of their towers and scream out my success.


this is even cooler tho

id set it up to make my Self Delete look like an assassination by the clintons or some paranormal stuff

thats the way to go out
yeah kill yourself with two shots to the back of your head just to bamboozle everyone

and beforewards leave a note that says 'JUST A PRANK BRO'

id leave a note saying "KONY2012"

I'm kind of torn. The only part of me that would want to comfort those I leave behind is the part of me that's living, and once I'm dead, there's no benefit of that to me and I'd have no concern over the needs or feelings of the living, so it wouldn't really make a difference. Maybe they would be better off not having an explanation for my death.
this bitch said "Self Delete note? iunno seems like a lotta work"

this bitch said "Self Delete note? iunno seems like a lotta work"

hey you know what sometimes you gotta kill yourself so fast you don't have time for a Self Delete note

build an ARG around your death

isn't this the plot to A Million Little Things

this bitch said "Self Delete note? iunno seems like a lotta work"
ive seen people procrastinate procrastination so idk it happens

Maybe they would be better off not having an explanation for my death.

I've wondered that

Leave a calling card with very little information, those that want to seek the services of a cleaner will figure out how to contact us

use a markov bot to write your Self Delete note to bamboozle everyone

write my manifesto in the standard galactic alphabet so when they translate it it just says Curse of Vanishing I