Author Topic: how do u play merp  (Read 642 times)


press escape and then click leave server

dont play it unless it's trooper's

MERP is the final form of those retarded games your childhood nerd friend used to come up with that had 1000 rules

MERP is the final form of those retarded games your childhood nerd friend used to come up with that had 1000 rules
and every time you do something he creates a new rule to counter it

merp stands for mini erotic role play

  • Make sure to memorize the host's list of a billion rules that you're probably going to have to look back on over and over again so you can call bullstuff on someone else
  • MERP stands for Mini Empires Roleplay, but "mini" is out of the question. Build giant loving mechs, airships, even a loving life sized Star Destroyer.
  • Anything that isn't future, fantasy, or alternate timeline is garbage. (according to popular belief)
  • Remember to put events with all your F A N C Y  C O O L  G A D G E T S  and stuff your units and buildings use. like seriously i've seen people deadass make actual rifles and make their militaries use them. Not to mention adding this is important so you can call bullstuff on someone else
  • Disagree with the host and you get permabanned.
Hope that helps.