both of your divorces are in within 5 years
you'll be sitting alone in a dark room in 5 years, with a bare mattress lain on the floor, thinking to yourself. in penance you will realize that maybe putting your common sense, family values, and a bunch of other things that could be considered "phobias" under all of your alts was a bad idea; they're all under your username, one you will use for years to come, and one that your future employers will look at, unearthing years of dumbassery that you'll never be able to get rid of. maybe you'll think to yourself, "Why did I do that? What point was there to it?", and finally realizing that these actions were ultimately detrimental to make.
