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helltaker review
Masterlegodude:
--- Quote from: cHeEsEpIzZa2 on July 08, 2020, 09:50:44 PM ---Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little forgetin' nuts are gonna start quakin' buddy. Your little nuts are gonna be quakin'. yeEEAAH YEEEAAAAAAH. YEAAAAHH! You're gonna shoot CUM! YOu'Re g0NNa sH0oT CÜM! You're gonna shoot HOT CUM! EVERYWHERE! And that's a promise. That's a promise, folks. That's a loving promise right there. You're gonna shoot forgetin hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard and your Razer mouse. I swear to God. That you will bust a nut the first time you play clap that's my money back guarantee. If you don't bust a nut the first time you play, message me.
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HELLO? FBI?
Nix the Glaceon:
ok. i have a theory
Nix the Glaceon:
should i make this thread just "nix reviews stuffty games"
failbros2:
--- Quote from: Nix the Glaceon on July 12, 2020, 01:48:19 PM ---should i make this thread just "nix reviews stuffty games"
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make this the official helltaker hate thread
Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph:
the real reason OP is mad