Laughed so hard at this This is some pretty serious stuff. However can we avoid this fate?
Martin McFlys-unzipped
No joke I looked down right now and my fly was unzipped. I tell you, its those dagnam ducking gooses.
Here are some geese pics for the day. Some invasion related, some not.
Breaking news: the geese have suffered their first casualty. While many humans have died, this is the first recorded war-related geese death. Worldwide governments still refuse to claim resonsibility, and the majority of the world is still in denial of the geese apocalypse
A warning: do not attempt to do what he did. He is a trained professional. Here is a image of a copycat, minutes before his death, being chased by goose.
Geese have been spotted flying in your area. Some geese have reached speeds of 100mph. The best thing to do is keep your gun on you, and stay indoors.
Whats that? Your gun looks like a geese? It probably is. Mimic geese have been reported nationwide, attempting to mimic equipment, only to lash out when the humans least suspect it. Look at your firearms (and other equipment) before using them.
(Man holding his (geese) gun seconds before his death. (geese gun does not shoot real bullets, only is a geese that tries to kill you)
Stay vigilant, stay safe, and submit to our geese overlords before its too late.
