Stupid Bans, Kicks, and Mutes

[Joker Card]

I was on a server a few months ago. It was named 'Ashley's server' or something with some n00bs. They was saying '' No boys here, because they are the ones who swears''. I diden't even cared, and dont they either.
Well, then ,I thinked that it was getting boring. So I taked of my clothes off and  changed everythings color to ,eh , skincolored. Everyone just ''Noo!! Dont look!!!1!!1!'' So, I got banned. Reason: Aahh!

what are you 8? your grammar is terrible. Where are he grammar national socialist's when you need them

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[JJA0]

Went on chao609's jail rp and found some stupid place where prisoners spawn with guns and cops spawn against a wall where the admins spawn kill all the guards who spawn without weapons. I got banned from the server for saying it was unfair.

[e-maxx]

ok this just happened  i was kicked from a sever while i was building a non-spamy house reason being a noob

[Vidios]

I was on this random TF2 deathmatch server (all classes vs each other as different teams) and, just a minute ago, got banned for killing the idiot admin (Mr. Dog) while he wanted people to "STOP KILLING ME FOR A SECOND YOU cigaretteS" or something.
The catch?
I had no idea which person he was until he got 3 shotgun shells into his back, along with two other guys near him.
*Insert "TRIPLE KILL" sound effect here*

[Jetlok]

ok this just happened  i was kicked from a sever while i was building a non-spamy house reason being a noob

Hmm, I WONDER WHY?

I has one also

I just joined someones server, dont remember whos, and there were 3 admins. The host and 2 of his friends. Before I could load a tiiny bit of anything, Fleskhjerta kicked me. I can back and he kicked me. I came back and he banned me for some long amount of time. I didnt say a thing and ive never even met him. wat tuh fux

[JHS Crimson]

i went onto a blockheads server and I said hi and the max09 banned me reason:dumb.

[Syver]

"TAKE A STEP BACK AND forget YOUR OWN FACE" I got on some halo DM server.

[Jaxx]

Quote from Tropic Thunder. :3 And incoming tikitai drama.

[Sinjid11]

So I was on Spiderpig's server and they were making what appeared to be a CTF. Then I asked if it was a CTF. Then my brother connected, and we started hammering eachother, and then we were both Perma'd.

Reason: forget you

What I've learned: Spiderpig can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

~~~~Sinjid11 aka Shandor

[tikitai]

Big Brother muted me for saying lul 

[Katamari007]

I just joined someones server, dont remember whos, and there were 3 admins. The host and 2 of his friends. Before I could load a tiiny bit of anything, Fleskhjerta kicked me. I can back and he kicked me. I came back and he banned me for some long amount of time. I didnt say a thing and ive never even met him. wat tuh fux

Fleshkhjerta is a dumbass... He used to be popular on Roblox... I would know

[Thenamelessone]

Fleshkhjerta is a dumbass... He used to be popular on Roblox... I would know

My guess was he wanted to put a password on the server but didn't know how.

[Aphtonites]

Fleshkhjerta is a dumbass... He used to be popular on Roblox... I would know

I just hate him, people think he's so cool just because he recorded footage of Super mario world and Super mario 64 and added fad sound effects to it.
Come on , he's the blame why people have minute-long intros of a recoloured mario going down Peach's slide in Super mario 64.

[Sinjid11]

'Dirty Cheaters'

I was on MoogleBoss's TDM and Moogle was using admin to his advantage. Not only did he F8 around to coordinate inescapable ambushes, but one of my team members killed him more than 3 times, and he STILL didn't die!!! Moogle, if you are reading this, don't even try to escape the fact we know you AND your red team are dirty cheaters.

And guess what? The guy banned me for the Reason: [ Dirty Cheaters, are we? well maybe this will teach you a lesson!!! >:) ]

[V]

we started hammering eachother

Well, incest isn't considered appropriate in some parts of the internet.