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A traumatizing incident involving a home appliance.
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Master Matthew²:
So a few years back, I was at a laundry mat when a guy ran up to me and asked if I was interested in a "science experiment", I said "what?" and he immediately took that as consent, I guess, because he picked me up and shoved me in the nearest washer and set it to "casual".  Then he ran off when the washer started making a gurgling sound. I fell out on to the floor and was kicked out by the owner.

Been looking for this dude ever since. I had to buy a forgetin' washer and dryer because of him. Those bastards are expensive.

Anyone seen this maniac?
Kelp:
me and the boys watching victoriously as we have successfully tricked matthew into falling into our science experiment


soldier101@:
I have a hard time believing this happened
BrickQuake:
matthew origin story
soldier101@:

--- Quote from: BrickQuake on November 14, 2021, 11:37:45 AM ---matthew origin story

--- End quote ---
The story would actually explain a lot about Mathew.
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