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What do you want for Christmas?
MunkeyCheez:
i want lord tony to shutta up his face
Soukuw:
I just impulse bought a 36x1" super flexible carrot thing which I plan to get entirely in my ass. It was $170 and I paid $35 shipping so it'll get here on friday and I can spend the weekend with an inhumanly large phallus snaking around in my insides and bulging out of my abdomen every time I sit down. I'm not gonna eat anything starting thursday night so I'll be empty and won't run into any obstacles. I already own an 18" which I can see poke out under my ribcage when I use it, so this is not new for me, but this new one should be flexible enough to bend down and fill my entire large intestine, maybe more. I wish it had a plug style narrow bit at the end but it doesn't so I'll just pull my undies up super tight to hold it in.
I'm shaking with anticipation. I need my belly full of rubber rooster.
mod-man:
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carolcat:
i just want cherry blossom themed pretty things :hawyee:
--- Quote from: Soukuw on November 18, 2021, 11:26:42 AM ---I just impulse bought a 36x1" super flexible carrot thing which I plan to get entirely in my ass. It was $170 and I paid $35 shipping so it'll get here on friday and I can spend the weekend with an inhumanly large phallus snaking around in my insides and bulging out of my abdomen every time I sit down. I'm not gonna eat anything starting thursday night so I'll be empty and won't run into any obstacles. I already own an 18" which I can see poke out under my ribcage when I use it, so this is not new for me, but this new one should be flexible enough to bend down and fill my entire large intestine, maybe more. I wish it had a plug style narrow bit at the end but it doesn't so I'll just pull my undies up super tight to hold it in.
I'm shaking with anticipation. I need my belly full of rubber rooster.
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i believe in you
Foxscotch:
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the hell are you saying "hot" for