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What do you want for Christmas?
Soukuw:
--- Quote from: Foxscotch on November 18, 2021, 10:28:44 PM ---if you say so closet gay
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um brown town isn't gay yo
also I'm a gurl so it's doubily not gay
--- Quote from: mod-man on November 18, 2021, 03:24:30 PM ---because funny lego forum poster posted egregiously descriptive post about buying long snakey carrots to shove up her starfish and it made me giggle so i reply with mildly shocking context and funny meme picture for maximum giggle
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failbros2:
i don't know why we're talking about shoving silicone/rubber/whatever the forget type of snake up bunghole
then again this is the blf, what else is new
i want an ac unit that actually works
Insert Name Here²:
a bunch of money to waste on my stuffbox corolla
HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION:
--- Quote from: MunkeyCheez on November 18, 2021, 10:16:15 AM ---i want lord tony to shutta up his face
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You first little man.
--- Quote from: Soukuw on November 18, 2021, 11:26:42 AM ---I just impulse bought a 36x1" super flexible carrot thing which I plan to get entirely in my ass. It was $170 and I paid $35 shipping so it'll get here on friday and I can spend the weekend with an inhumanly large phallus snaking around in my insides and bulging out of my abdomen every time I sit down. I'm not gonna eat anything starting thursday night so I'll be empty and won't run into any obstacles. I already own an 18" which I can see poke out under my ribcage when I use it, so this is not new for me, but this new one should be flexible enough to bend down and fill my entire large intestine, maybe more. I wish it had a plug style narrow bit at the end but it doesn't so I'll just pull my undies up super tight to hold it in.
I'm shaking with anticipation. I need my belly full of rubber rooster.
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Cool story brother but you didn't actually tell me what you wanted so you wasted like 10 seconds of my time. Naughty list!
--- Quote from: Aide33 on November 18, 2021, 04:05:11 PM ---i want deez
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Deez....... what....?
--- Quote from: failbros2 on November 18, 2021, 11:56:27 PM ---i want an ac unit that actually works
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I'm not a miracle worker brother, something else c'mon.
--- Quote from: Insert Name Here² on November 19, 2021, 03:54:59 PM ---a bunch of money to waste on my stuffbox corolla
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Go panhandle somewhere else brother, I don't care how much you bums need to waste money on your stuffbox cholera.
Soukuw:
--- Quote from: HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION on November 19, 2021, 04:03:41 PM ---You first little man.Cool story brother but you didn't actually tell me what you wanted so you wasted like 10 seconds of my time. Naughty list!Deez....... what....?I'm not a miracle worker brother, something else c'mon.Go panhandle somewhere else brother, I don't care how much you bums need to waste money on your stuffbox cholera.
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RUBBER rooster I SAID RUBBER rooster
HOW DO I EVEN MAKE THE NAUGHTY LIST TWICE THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE THIS IS BULLstuff