did you guys consider the fact of a "invinsable rooster"?
When you have pants on, there will be a "lump" on it, thus, making it real and the last time i checked, my "rooster" dosn't bounce when i jump and have pants on.
When some "Homo" decides to take off his cloths to see "How Big" it is, all you will see is the normal flat bottom like the womens have in AOT.
Its a win-win, no polys (i think),the requested male "rooster",and there wont be no ESRB or researchO website buying the game.