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The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey

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captain blue:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16196_7-commandments-all-video-games-should-obey.html

Agree or disagree?

tapemaster21:
Defiantly agree, and very funny.

--- Quote ---Now imagine it's later in the evening and you're about to have love with your girl. Suddenly she sits up, her boobies hanging out, and says, "Wait! We can't do it until you fling 10 cards into that hat over there! It's a rule in the obscure religion I practice!"

Will you enjoy the card flinging this time? No, and in fact the repetition you found enjoyable before will become maddening, as you flip cards around your frustrated, wilting manhood.
--- End quote ---
Lolz

Marcem:
They used italics totally randomly!  On every page!  Because that's what cool people do!  I totally agree with #1.

zackin5:
meh, i kinda like the cut scenes (but would like to be able to skip them) but i totally disagree about violence

n0cturni:

--- Quote ---Violators:
Turok, Gears of War, Medal of Honor, Call of Duty, Call of Honor, Metal of Duty: Honor Call
--- End quote ---




That made me laugh in tears.

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