Well..
When I was from 2-8 I did this junk.
Giant List:
1. I ate the top of a yellow marker, I thought it would taste like cheese.
2. I tried to drink a giant bottle of Tylenol.
3. I took a red marker and drew a "scar" like harry potter has on his head.
Only 2x the size and backwards.
4. I tried to sit on an Ant Hill and "Gas them out..." I got bit by like three of them =_=
5. I tried drinking out of a hose, but it didnt go so well when I turned it on full-blast by accident.
6. Fell down a hill trying to catch a butterfly, but I landed in a muddy puddle.
7. Didnt know the difference between boys and girls 'til 1st Grade. (dont wanna say how I found out x])
9. I tried eating an acorn, but found a giant maggot inside it T.T
10. I ate a flower.