Author Topic: What are the stupidest things youve done as a little kid.  (Read 10121 times)

Well..
When I was from 2-8 I did this junk.
Giant List:
1. I ate the top of a yellow marker, I thought it would taste like cheese.
2. I tried to drink a giant bottle of Tylenol.
3. I took a red marker and drew a "scar" like harry potter has on his head.
Only 2x the size and backwards.
4. I tried to sit on an Ant Hill and "Gas them out..." I got bit by like three of them =_=
5. I tried drinking out of a hose, but it didnt go so well when I turned it on full-blast by accident.
6. Fell down a hill trying to catch a butterfly, but I landed in a muddy puddle.
7. Didnt know the difference between boys and girls 'til 1st Grade. (dont wanna say how I found out x])
9. I tried eating an acorn, but found a giant maggot inside it T.T
10. I ate a flower.

I ate cat food, and oh yea my sister ate a tick when she was little

Asked a girl if I could see her "Peeps".



Vagina.
LOLZ
O.o thats "sorta" how I "found out the difference" in my earlier post.
Except it went a bit farther than that ^^"

Vagina.
LOLZ
O.o thats "sorta" how I "found out the difference" in my earlier post.
Except it went a bit farther than that ^^"
Tell US! LOL

I can see it now...

Quote
JDofPivot: -YANK-
Girl: Where did my pants go..?

Chewing on a regular ivy leaf growing on my schoolyard fence.
Taking and putting a lollipop (It's the candy you sick forgets.) in my mouth that was already licked. (Actually, that was just this year D:)

Chewing on a regular ivy leaf growing on my schoolyard fence.
 (Actually, that was just this year D:)

LOL

I can see it now...

Quote
JDofPivot: -YANK-
Girl: Where did my pants go..?
^^" let's just say she let me do it :3

I can see it now...

Quote
JDofPivot: -YANK-
Girl: Where did my pants go..?
^^" let's just say she let me do it :3
Uh.... I don't believe that story, you did it on purpose I'm sure lol.

Jump off my deck and broke my arm

through a rock at a car

gave a girl a wedgy in grade 3 XD

Got really mad at my friends because they were playing on my N64 without me, I kicked one of the poles holding up the stair rail clean off, they ran up the stairs to tell on me and I locked them in the basement D:. Oh and also I danced naked with this girl from across the street.

I guess Il join this "Make it look like I did something with a girl so I'm cool" business.

When I was 3 months old I impregnated a 5 week old baby. I then went to jail for child enthusiasm. I was released at the age of 11, then I found Blockland at the age of 12. I pay 400 dollars a month for Child Support. The baby just turned 13 : )