"Life is isn't like a box of chocolates. You cant go into a shop and buy life. You need a parent to get it for you. The reasons it is sort of is bcause all the good ones are taken and all that's left are the nutty ones. Also, When you're not looking, your chocolate, that you have told everyone is yours, sucks out all the other chocolate's juicy caremel."
I made a few up. Cant remember which I did and didn't.
