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| blocker:
another knock knock whos there? ashely ashely who? ashely ur were the worst man ever! :cookieMonster: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: Pacman XD |
| Tonce:
--- Quote ---Judi, a natural blonde, went to a helicopter flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. – I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this. After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage, but when he asked what had happened, he got the following reply. – I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan. --- End quote --- |
| Space Trooper:
Two guys are out walking their dogs, one with a chiwawa and one with a pomeranian, when they see a resteraunt. Both are feeling very hungry, and decide to give it a try. Then they notice a sign in the window that says "No pets allowed." One man says "Aww man. What are we gonna do?" The next man says "Just follow my lead." and he puts on a pair of sunglasses. He approaches the door, when the owner says "Sorry sir, no pets allowed." The man says "You don't understand, this is my seeing-eye dog." "A pomeranian?" the owner asks. "Yes" the man replies. "Ok, go on in" the owner says. The second man puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks up to the owner. The owner says "sorry sir, no pets allowed." "You don't understand, this is my seeing-eye dog." The man says. "a chiwawa?" the owner says. And the man replies "A CHIWAWA? THEY GAVE ME A CHIWAWA!?!?!?!" |
| Muzzles56:
Lol'd |
| Cogizio:
[Insert beginning of a serious story here] [Insert middle of a serious story here] [Insert misunderstanding to create comedic background here] [Expand on comedic misunderstanding] [Finish off story with a huge misunderstanding involving something loveual] [Insert your laughs here] |
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