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| tcxxx572:
At the same time, ted's twin who is also named ted walks out of his house... |
| Radial543:
All of the sudden a gigantic mega gas tanker comes hurling out of the sky. Some shards of the flaming vehicular missile were propelled toward his body and lacerated a bunch of his appendages. As Ted was running away from his immanent doom he looked behind him only to dismally see a second flaming car on the road fly toward him which was obviously caught aflame by try to drive under the hurling tanker as a stunt! Now both chunks of molten, flaming metal were seconds from crashing into Ted. There was no hope and Ted stood there helpless. As the flaming vehicles collided with Ted they made a massive explosion that shook the Earth enough to shake Seattle and Tokyo into the ocean, which it did. Thousands of people died and there was complete chaos. As for Ted, he was a decapitated mess of flaming organs on the ground reduced to a puddle of bodily fluids. |
| Yeturn:
And the entire universe, heaven, and hell all asploded. |
| tcxxx572:
the other Ted escaped from the now exploded hell :cookieMonster: |
| Yeturn:
He escaped, because he died, and died in his death of his death, and every parallel universe was destroyed too, nothing exists. |
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