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Teds Text Adventure!!!
Spation:
Then his house blew up, ripping Ted's head from his torso in a vicious display of blood and human effluence, rendering him 100% utterly, totally, completely, beyond helpfully dead.
NickTheSushi:
We hope... :cookieMonster:
Spation:
STFU. Ted's dead. RIP Ted, how much we will miss you. Ted's will said that we shouldn't give him a funeral or burn his corpse or anything. It also says never speak of this again. BTW, he's not asleep.
tcxxx572:
Ted wakes up in heaven, then trips and falls back down to earth into a matress trucks. He hops out of the truck. Then he gets on to a bus and goes back to his house. He doesn't understand why his house was rebuilt and his parents are still alive, but he takes the gun he had earlier and robs a bank. He uses the money to buy grocaries, but accidently forgets something, and has to head back. When he arives at the store, he finds that it has disapaired and in it's place is...
Ethan:
A dentist! So Ted goes in to get that old rotting tooth pulled out. He walks inside and changes his mind. He decides to...