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| DrMobius:
Hit him in the balls with the trash can. Then hit him again there with a falcon punch. Then finish him by throwing him into the door, thus knocking it in and getting you into the club. |
| Sheezy:
jam lipstick into his ass. |
| XD!:
--- Quote from: Sheezy on July 14, 2008, 09:00:19 PM ---jam lipstick into his ass. --- End quote --- You would only increase the chances of you not escape, plus, he would probably enjoy it. |
| Vertzer:
--- Quote from: chaseyqurt on July 14, 2008, 05:28:03 PM ---Shove the Tampon in his mouth and run the other way. --- End quote --- Oh no! He caught you! You wake up in a hospital. Your purse (hat?) is on the desk, and your inventory is empty. |
| Sheezy:
check your ass for STDs |
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