I can't believe you used the last line:
"Oh, I think he's dead"
That was a blooper I forgot to edit! Lol, I was cracking up.
I also laughed at the persuasive part, that was genuinely funny.
What I din't really like was the ending, so he decides to stay there then? You should have had a little more explanation, but other than that nice job.
Glad I could help :D