What is YOUR version of "Hi"?

[NickTheSushi]

Ohai, or Ohai there, or Hai

[Ad Bot]

[VerticalHorizon]

Hay.

[Amiret]

hurro
hi

[Falcondude]

"Hey" in real life most of the time.

"Hey", " 'lo", or "hi" if I'm lazy when I'm on BL.

[Jaymz]

whats cracka-lackin little bitches?

Haldo

hai der

[Masterlegodude]

"Hey", "Hi", "Hello", "Sup"

Or if i'm really bored "Hai doods!"

[Pimpin]

hi

[Goron]

Whaddup brother?

[Krokodil]

Me and a friend says "hariba"

[Lt Chub Chub]

Back in the days of RTB when it was acceptable to use bad grammar I went threw a month long phase of speaking like a noob. Of course I stoped but I still say 'Ello thar' and things like that once in a while (and I pried my self on being the first person to wut wut/wot wot?).

[McDevin]

Hola holmes
or
こんにちは、物の言えない性交 (well i dont usually say THAT)