Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Timestamp]

you get electricity

i insert a carrot

[Ad Bot]

[Dragonslayer182]

You get a fleshlight

I insert a box of buffalo wings

[Mr Queeba]

The spiciness of the wings causes fire to breathe out of the machine. You get burnt wings.
I insert a coupon to download a free car.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

you get Free-PC.com, receiving a low-end compaq with the screen full of ads

insert Iomega Zip drive and IBM "Deathstar"

[UltraCraftGames]

you get 5000 thousand sticks compressed into one
i enter a stick  with a Blockland vs roblox figure on it

[TableSalt]

You get nothing, the machine does not know what the forget that is.
Five thousand thousand? Get outta here.

I insert a jalapeño chocolate bar.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

the chocolate melts because of the jalapeño hotness.

insert Carolina reaper

[Venetin]

The machine sighs and ignores you, considering you're back.  It does leave behind five cents in pennies.  The machine seems to hate you.

I insert a terrible physics engine.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

the machine kills you because you hate me for no reason

insert nothing and runs away

[77x5ghost2]

the machine starts running after you because it still hates you

i insert lord tony

[UltraCraftGames]

you get  a link to paths stalking threads
i insert  a Blockland Vending Machine

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

because it still hates you

For what.

[Lego lad]

you get  a link to paths stalking threads
i insert  a Blockland Vending Machine

you get a paradox

i insert 2 grains of sand

[Unova]

you get 2 atoms of sand

I insert RACCOONEER

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

You get a baby that doesnt stop crying
I insert everyone from the forums in