Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 878510 times)

the machine spits out a few cents

i insert the broken down machine

The machine implodes on itself. But, we cannot replace it due to how the economy is, and such.

Sorry.

Who are you kidding? Of course we can! I bought another vending machine from my pocket money! Problem is... uh, I don't have any pocket money left.

I insert nothing so that the new vending machine gets time to prepare.

you get NOTHING
you LOSE
GOOD DAY SIR

i poot a dispenser in the machine

you get 2009 memes.
ew.

I insert a bag of chips

you get $1.25

I insert communism

you get Fidel Castro

I insert name here

the machine slaps you across the face

uh sorry im broke

You get a headshot Pre-nerf R8 with how poor you are.

I insert 2 bucks.

I insert name here

You're on my turf, bucko

I insert 2 bucks.
You get two sodas

but they're diet


I insert my hand

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You're on my turf, bucko
:^)

skip me nerds

You get a handshake

I insert ammonium chloride

You get an ICL specialty fertilizers shirt.

I insert a personification of the year 2016.

You get hell. EAT THE HELL

I insert this advertisement:



I insert that fart gas