Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 871401 times)

it dispenses paper towels and cleaning supplies

I insert 5 robux

You get a letter that says this: Grrrrrrr... 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬👆👆👆 F*** YOU!!! I am so mad.... -fuzztoast

I insert my hand

shut up for the love of god

i insert a vote for jon arbuckle as president

you get a plane ticket to the garfield ethnostate

i haphazardly insert green play-do into and around the slot

You get a half-eaten McDouble from the floorboards of your buddy's 2004 Corolla

I insert a post onto this forum after an ungodly amount of time

you get simple machine forums 2.0.15

i insert a mctriple

You receive a Whopper.

I insert a can of baked beans.

you spill them all over yourself while watching cars 2

I insert.... $250 dollars

You get nothing, you deserve nothing.

I insert a Colt Single Action Army revolver.

you get mud slowly being pushed out from the dispensing area as it hardens and becomes a small clay man, he takes your wallet and runs away

I insert some old gum wrappers and lint from my pocket

the machine spits out a note that reads "what it was like to chew 5 gum" with a small picture of a vending machine barfing which is ironically him spitting out the note given to you which reads the very note you are holding in very tiny text, and so on.

I insert a ps2 controller

you get two ps1 controllers

i insert a 297 dollar note from futurama

you get two ps1 controllers

i insert a 297 dollar note from futurama

You get a disc copy of "Disenchantment."

I insert my housekeys into the machine.