Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

it dispenses paper towels and cleaning supplies



I insert 5 robux

[Ad Bot]

[maxymax13]

i insert skip

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

You get a letter that says this: Grrrrrrr... 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬👆👆👆 F*** YOU!!! I am so mad.... -fuzztoast


I insert my hand

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

shut up for the love of god

i insert a vote for jon arbuckle as president

[maxymax13]

you get a plane ticket to the garfield ethnostate

i haphazardly insert green play-do into and around the slot

[Col. Derontchi]

You get a half-eaten McDouble from the floorboards of your buddy's 2004 Corolla

I insert a post onto this forum after an ungodly amount of time

[maxymax13]

you get simple machine forums 2.0.15

i insert a mctriple

[foulprairiedog]

You receive a Whopper.

I insert a can of baked beans.

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

you spill them all over yourself while watching cars 2



I insert.... $250 dollars

[armyman12313]

You get nothing, you deserve nothing.


I insert a Colt Single Action Army revolver.

[BrickQuake]

you get mud slowly being pushed out from the dispensing area as it hardens and becomes a small clay man, he takes your wallet and runs away


I insert some old gum wrappers and lint from my pocket

[Goth77]

the machine spits out a note that reads "what it was like to chew 5 gum" with a small picture of a vending machine barfing which is ironically him spitting out the note given to you which reads the very note you are holding in very tiny text, and so on.

I insert a ps2 controller

[maxymax13]

you get two ps1 controllers

i insert a 297 dollar note from futurama

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

skip


i insert robux

[Hazzy]

you get two ps1 controllers

i insert a 297 dollar note from futurama

You get a disc copy of "Disenchantment."

I insert my housekeys into the machine.