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Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

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NumberOneTuxedo:

the machine fires the tub in a sealed chamber that rips and is taken apart when it lands miles away, and is now a attraction until someone eats the entire thing hours later at which point it closes

i insert a croatian dictionary

maxymax13:

you get a croatian. he immediately beats you over the head with a brick and steals your wallet for the delicious leather it is made out of, for he is hungry

i insert said brick

Pompmaker2:

you get a kitchen sponge

I insert cat juice

maxymax13:

you get juiced cat. oh god

i insert the infomaniac's hat and moustache (in ziploc bag)

Col. Derontchi:

You get a $4 payout followed by a $30 citation for using disposable plastics

I insert a 21st birthday

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