Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 635680 times)

You receive a surprise visit from the FBI for owning child research.

I insert an empty prescription bottle.

the machine starts puking out a random selection of pills, you don't know what they do, and which one of them could potentially kill you

i insert Chris Pratt

you get Chris Pratt, but hes put on like 30 pounds. hes wearing a gold necklace saying "Chris Fatt"

i insert the concept of sleep