Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[foulprairiedog]

You receive a surprise visit from the FBI for owning child research.

I insert an empty prescription bottle.

[Ad Bot]

[Metalliku]

the machine starts puking out a random selection of pills, you don't know what they do, and which one of them could potentially kill you

i insert Chris Pratt

[Nigel The Protagonist]

you get Chris Pratt, but hes put on like 30 pounds. hes wearing a gold necklace saying "Chris Fatt"

i insert the concept of sleep

[Nigel The Protagonist]

bumping because its been like a loving month

[RobbinsonBlock]

You receive acknowledgment.

I insert Conan's IP address.

[soldier101@]

You receive a list of stolen keys that Conan stole while hosting minigolf

I insert bl largest thread

[Dragonslayer182]

You receive a spat of drama during the thread's run that results in 6 people banned.

I insert a copy of "The Museum of Anything Goes"

[soldier101@]

You receive fake death scene thats really a pig

I insert 2022 near year server

[V2]

you recieve over 80 human hearts
i insert a copy of gish for pc

[Nigel The Protagonist]

black tar oozes out the machine, then fades in order to preserve hardware space

i insert a wax cube, cashmere woods scent to be specific

[foulprairiedog]

You get a Goop smegma-scented candle.

I insert a jar of instant iced tea powder.

[failbros2]

water/iced tea mix oozes out of the machine, because the machine wasn't fitted with a drink mixer

I insert a foot.

[Rigel]

you hear deranged sniffing emanating from the machine

i insert a sad panda

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

You get a super depressed panda.

I insert a 1994 Honda Civic

[Nigel The Protagonist]

you get dodge charger

i insert skittle