Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 775922 times)

You get (τ / 2).

* I insert $mpow(2,31).

You get A buffer overrun has been detected which has corrupted the program's internal state. The program can not safely continue execution and must now be terminated.

I insert a zip bomb

you get a folder bomb

i insert library of babel

you get the contents of the breached glass database

i insert tetris for gameboy

You get a Puyo

* Masterlegodude inserts $3.50

You get a used copy of Elden Ring

I insert a candy

you get $1.50 back

i insert disk 2

you get punch card 3 out of 58,035

i insert the month of may

you get $3.00 back

I insert contact lenses

you get reading glasses

I insert a calvin and hobbes comic book

You get a Garfield Calendar

For 2022


I insert an old and unreliable flash drive

You get a [ NO DEVICES DETECTED ], maybe you have to insert it twice.

I insert a half-eaten grilled cheese

you get a half-remaining grilled cheese

i insert a pinball

you get a free copy of sonic spinball (it exists)

i insert an eggplant and a banana

You get fruit salad

* Masterlegodude inserts a macguffin