Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 899603 times)

you get a bottle, no cap

* Pompmaker1 inserts

you get a new Badspot's Mailbag post

I insert a metal press

you get a shiny new badge

I insert a 14 year old youtube video

you get paralyzer by finger 11

I insert a new youtube video


you get jacob geller's latest, Art for No One

side note: this thread is significantly closer to its 20-year anniversary than it is to the 10-year anniversary mentioned in the title. if this forum is still around in two years we will see that time come

I insert a half-eaten box of assorted cookies from walmart

You get a full bag of offbrand cookies.

I insert a copy of blockland gold deluxe

you get an empty bag of offbrand cookies

i insert a 2020 chevy silverado that i love driving

you get a wrecked car

i insert an e and a j keycap

You receive the dilapidated keyboard of a compulsive preteen video game rager. Many keys are missing, but the E and J appear brand new.

I insert an index card with a written date: "08/30/2017"

the vending machine spits a tomato at you

i insert a grilled burrito

You hear meowing come from the machine and multiple thuds coming down to the bottom. You get a catburrito.

I insert a disposable vape.