Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Masterlegodude]

You get a bucket and a shovel

* masterlegodude inserts a mad world

[Ad Bot]

[·•{ Awoken }]

You get world peace.

* ·•{ Awoken } inserts a donkey's tail

[BlutEngel]

You get donkey poop.

* SomeNoob inserts his mouse pad.

[·•{ Awoken }]

You get nothing back

* ·•{ Awoken } inserts "Search" button graphic.

[BlutEngel]

You get logged out.

* SomeNoob inserts 45€ and hopes that 2 retail keys will come out.

[Ghoul]

You get 2 copies of your retail key.

*inserts a yo-yo*

[BlutEngel]

You get an manga.

* SomeNoob inserts Naruto episode 130.

[·•{ Awoken }]

You get Season 2 of Dead Like Me

* ·•{ Awoken } inserts beer cap.

[Ghoul]

You get wine crap.

*inserts severed finger*

[BlutEngel]

You get boobs.

* SomeNoob inserts a 

[·•{ Awoken }]

You get an emo baby

* ·•{ Awoken } inserts self

[BlutEngel]

You get yourself back but as woman.

* SomeNoob inserts his hope that his dad will buy him retail

[·•{ Awoken }]

You get retail back in return after stealing fathers credit card.

* ·•{ Awoken } inserts female self, again.

[BlutEngel]

You get big boobs.

* SomeNoob inserts his father.

[·•{ Awoken }]

You jammed the vending machine, it ketches fire...

* ·•{ Awoken } tries to insert a fire extinguisher