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Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)
Moppy:
You get a super bump.
*inserts an :nes:
gotgass:
And gets its shoved up his ass 10 times in rapid succession.
inserts a condom with a hole in its tip along with a carrot filled with semen along with one dollar then runs away laughing
General Nick:
The machine doesn't take sick-forget items, so instead of taking the carrot, the machine launches it in a bazooka up your ass.
* Gen. Nick inserts a picture of Gen. Nick laughing at above poster.
Kalphiter:
You receive another question.
* Kalphiter inserts a question containg this: I understood everything but what the hell is semen? I heard it when we learned it about STD's. WTF?
Dr Bling:
You recieve a guide; "snake 101: How and When to use it."
* DrBling Inserts "junk"