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Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)
Tingalz:
I get vegetables
I insert a car door
FrogFreak:
I stand confused that the M-80 didn't go off..."hmm delayed maybe."...I also wonder how a car door was put in the coin slot. Then of all things...a coke come out of the machine.
I take some sand and pour it in the coin slot...Being carefull of the M-80.
sir dooble:
You recieve the bits and pieces of your M-80, since the machine decided to take it apart, for easier consumption. It also shoots sand in your face.
*sir dooble inserts a 'lucky rabbit foot' With lucky rabbit attatched*
Moriarty:
--- Quote from: sir dooble on July 05, 2009, 01:15:30 AM ---You recieve the bits and pieces of your M-80, since the machine decided to take it apart, for easier consumption. It also shoots sand in your face.
*sir dooble inserts a 'lucky rabbit foot' With lucky rabbit attatched*
--- End quote ---
You die.
I insert you, being careful to rip your body parts in the smallest pieces possible.
Tingalz:
I find the M-80, and it explodes in my hand, ripping off a lot of flesh and muscle and leaving me in a painful heap on the ground. I try to get FrogFreak to help, but apparently the Surprise of the blast gave me a heart attack and all that happens is I choke up some blood and die a horrible death. That's not all. Since My hand was still in the machine when it went off, so the internal workings of the vending machine are fried. Earlier, apparently, somebody managed to shove a Thermo-Nuclear bomb into the slot. That then detonates, vaporizing the whole city and Instantly killing over 100,000 people. Millions more die after that from radiation, and countless wildlife is destroyed. This is brought to the attention of the Federal Government, and they have assumed that the Koreans have attacked. This, months later, forms into a Nuclear WW3 and tens of millions of people die from it. The world is now in ruins, and It was all because you put an M-80 in the slot. Game over. Continue? Y/N
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forget those 2 people because my post is win.