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Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)
JPSC:
You get a bunch of junk metal.
* JPSC inserts water
Superbot:
you get a bottle of pitch black liquid. upon drinking it you get thirstier and thirstier.
* Superbot inserts a skateboard
JPSC:
You get a hoverskate that doesn't hover and explodes after one minute.
* JPSC inserts a post
Superbot:
you get a stone tablet with a phrase written in base64. upon decoding it, it says "forget".
* Superbot inserts a stale cheeseburger
Man 2:
A gurgling sound issues from within the machine, followed by the masticated remains of a stale cheeseburger.
* Man 2 takes the machine out for dinner and a movie.