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Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)
Joeboy:
You create a dimension knot and destroy the universe
I import U1
shyGriff:
You receive a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You receive a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. You receive a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. You receive a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. You receive a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. You receive a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. You receive a hamburger.
* shyGriff inserts a hamburger
GEN.Fire Bird:
wait, what?
shyGriff dies of a heartattack.
I insert Bubbagum, Stocking, Alyx Vance, and me.
shyGriff:
you get nothing because you have died along with everyone else you inserted
* shyGriff comes back to life and inserts a picture of a unicorn
GEN.Fire Bird:
you get a horse with some pipes taped to it.
I insert floppy drive music.