Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[KillerCop311]

you get weed

* KillerCop311 inserts a game boy.

[Ad Bot]

[77x5ghost2]

you get a DS

* 77x5ghost2 inserts ramen noodles

[Bomb Kirby]

You get chicken noodle soup.

I insert the BLF in 2007.

[Lego lad]

You get BLF in 2017

I insert the ice age

[BlurIsBack]

you get a satanic squirrel on cocaine addicted to finding its nuts

* BlurIsBack inserts a blunt

[eboyblue10]

you get call of duty, doritos, mountain dew, a skrillex album, and a copy of sony vegas

* eboyblue10 inserts his wallet

[Space1255]

You get stuff.

*inserts diamonds

[Sideswipe]

You get the same diamonds, but they are crushed and worthless.

*Sideswipe inserts a bullet

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a gun.

I insert the BLF in 1969. Proof that it was around then:

hi

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a bump!

I insert the BLF in 1969 again.

[newspeed12]

You get laid

Newspeed12 inserts minecraft

[Redconer]

You get Microsoft

I insert a soda pop (REVERSE EXCHANGE)

[the hacker]

It spits it back out. No refunds.

I insert a lighter.

[Torin0101]

The machine explodes
  I insert Blockland burned onto a CD Rom disc.

[Lego lad]

You get a dinosaur game

I insert torin0101, much to his discomfort.