Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Masterlegodude]

you receive info_player_stop entity from Valve's Hammer Editor program

I insert a golden brick shaped key

You get the itself

* Masterlegodude inserts allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, and matching salt and pepper shakers

[Ad Bot]

[Potatoh]

the vending machine goes: 'wow.... would you look at all this stuff......'

i funnel 200 liters of absinthe into the vending machine

[Tea]

the vending machine goes: 'wow.... would you look at all this stuff......'

i funnel 200 liters of absinthe into the vending machine

Your given the location of a buried corpse in your backyard


I insert a CD ROM of "The Museum of Anything Goes".

[VTECPicaro]

You Receive A Literal museum of anything goes.

I Put in a CD Copy of Daft Punk's "Discovery"

[soldier101@]

You receive a used kleenex.

I insert a azure dev ops

[Smashed_Eggs]

you receive a fingertip sized window

i insert a cup of green tea

[Insert Name Here²]

you receive the cup that contained the tea, except it's now empty

i insert name here

[Pepp]

You receive a slip of paper with "NAME NOT FOUND" written on it

I insert 50,000 roubles

[LeetZero]

You are condemned for war crimes and have to serve two lifetimes in prison.

I insert ChatGPT's variant of this game:

[Masterlegodude]

You get the broken alarm clock ChatGPT inserted

* Masterlegodude inserts 99 red balloons

[plad101]

You get the broken alarm clock ChatGPT inserted

* Masterlegodude inserts 99 red balloons

You get
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont

I insert 85 cents in pennies and a pack of gum

[TableSalt]

you get three quarters, a dime, and a wad of chewed gum

i insert a bouquet

[Masterlegodude]

You get a swarm of bees

* Masterlegodude inserts the philosopher's stone

[Pepp]

You get a swarm of bees

* Masterlegodude inserts the philosopher's stone

The vending machine turns into gold. Unfortunately, this also turned all the circuitry, displays, wires, ect into gold as well and now it doesn't work. We'll need to find a new vending machine.

There is a bit of goldified change in the refund tray, though. Score!

*After a while, a new machine is found, and I insert my blockland key.

[Masterlegodude]

You get banned for key sharing

* Masterlegodude inserts π (pi)