Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[MegaScience]

You get poison bottle, which launches out of the machine and down your throat.

* MegaScience inserts Masterlegodudes corpse.

[Ad Bot]

[Curiosity Core]

You get a bomb, which explode's when you pick it up.

*Inserts a portal*

[Tokthree]

it spits out the other portal and ur sucked into it, you land infront of a turret and get shot in the face =(

*inserts a piece of pocket lint*

[-Jetz-]

You recieve your lint back, along eith a copy of the vending machine policy: Does not accept lint, string, or paper clips.

*Inserts cupcake

[Miga]

You get icing.

* Miga inserts the /me command

[Azerath]

You get * Miga

* Azerath inserts Half Life 12.

[oni deku link]

You get Garry's mod 100!

* oni deku link Inserts Justin's thread.

[Miga]

You get headcrabs.

* Miga inserts rape

[Ace]

You get regular crabs.

*Ace inserts a potato chip*

[General Omega]

you get a snack

*omega inserts 5,000,000,000,000,000 pennies

[Hollywood]

You get a lot of penny sweets.

* Hollywood inserts some copper ore.

[General Omega]

you get my last post on this topic

*omega inserts omega's third person talking freind

[Masterlegodude]

You get a FPS game

* Masterlegodude inserts inert gases

[MegaScience]

You get punched in the face by the big guy behind you in line for the vending machine.

* MegaScience inserts the big guy before he can hit me for grabbing him.

[Joeboy]

unfortunatly, you get the big guy and he punches you in the face.

*inserts knocked-out MegaScience.